shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about

Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?

by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019

Chase-Shifter

Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.

Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.

"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."

Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.

by vonsac August 5, 2010

Shiters

Pronounced "Shite-ers'. When someone is drunk beyond belief.

Holy Shit, I was fuckin Shiters last night, I can't remember a fuckin thing!

by Canni X6 March 20, 2017

Red Shifter

One who has no friends and the entire world hates him

by DSEZ October 7, 2003

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.

Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

shape shifter

Someone who looks hot in some instances, but not-so-hot in others.

Uma Therman is a shape shifter.

by bleeblah June 26, 2006