Shelfie

It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores

Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors

by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024

Shelfie stick

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.

Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Dirty Shellie Marie

A meadow scented herb of the indica family. It provides calm, relaxed good times all day long.

I smoked some Dirty Shellie Marie to calm me down for the rest of the day

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023