Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.

Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!

by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

Sharing

to click the share button on facebook, sharing content from one page to another, legally

I am sharing your picture.

by I'm Special January 14, 2015

Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

swearing

A great way to relieve stress

Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck, I fucking love swearing

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Sharing Air

When a person yawns and starts a chain reaction, thus "sharing air." Also to the point where you return the air and the person that first engaged in the act is now the reciever.

Steve: (Yawn)
Fred: (Yawn) Da(yawn)nm you shared air. (a form of sharing air)

by Gwens_Faith May 18, 2009

Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy December 5, 2012