evan sharpe

beautiful, handsome, sexy..... the whole package

wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!

by The big ev November 12, 2020

Shinxert Shapens

Shinxert Shapens is a cool nigga

A: Hey have you seen Shinxert Shapens?

B: Yeah Shinxert Shapens is SO cool.

by shinxershapensfan28 June 25, 2021

Thomas Sharpe

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.

"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."

by Adhdwriter August 2, 2021

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019

sharpest

A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.

Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!

by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005

shartenfreude

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

Sharlenne

Very beautiful, Turkish, Italian, and Hispanic. She look like she'll date a David. Wears glasses. Likes ponytails. Skinny, medium size. Lightly tanned

DAAAAAAAM, look it's Sharlenne!!!!!

Guy1: Look at Sharlenne
Guy2: Too bad she's with David

by KittyKat9787657823 October 26, 2012