Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.
She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.
She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.
by $SavageQueenAndy May 8, 2021
Get the shard-varmentmug. The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.
The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).
Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).
Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.
Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
Get the shard farmingmug. Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.
by MrsParadise March 8, 2017
Get the Shard Daddymug. by Autumn333 April 3, 2022
Get the Shard Barbiemug. A crystal meth pipe.
by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015
Get the shard pipemug. Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer
by $SavageQueenAndy May 7, 2021
Get the shard-varmentmug. by DirtywhiteboyFL November 25, 2019
Get the shard chasermug.