jah seed

A Black nigga, who’s like 5’9 owns an Xbox 360, with some ratchet ass dreads who smells musty and looks like he sells weed on a mf corner

Aye look it’s a jah seed !

by Habgsnbdvsjs173526 March 1, 2018

My Seed

Someone who you choose to look out for and consider to figuratively be "your child" even though they have no blood relation. Often when using this term, people mean it in the same way as saying "My sperm."

"That kid is my seed."

by Street Life January 19, 2018

seeded up

Pregnant, as in growing a seed inside of you.

"I ran into Donna the other day and she was mad seeded up. I didn't even know she was expecting."

by crocka August 4, 2008

muh seed

an ebonic term referring to ones son or a young family member or friend

"Yo dats muh seed right durr. He gon grow up to be da baddest boss balla to ever walk deez streets, yahm sayin?"

by Sam R. I. January 10, 2007

seed

mess, litter, dirt, grime, half empty beer bottles, old pizza boxes, dirty socks. Anything that would make a place seem seedy

Fuck, this place is full of seed.
Looks like General Seed has been to visit

by Mat-bat May 13, 2005

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.

1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.

by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011