A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
by Jshark321 December 12, 2017
Scholars International Academy is a school located in Sharjah ( U.A.E) The school is known to end your dreams from the second you enter it. Boys are gay af and the girls are all snitches. Boys in common are all either indian or some chamaks in the middle of Ajman, Sharjah and Dubai. The girls are a different story. They all act innocent which they are. They are very ugly (most) but still helpful. From my view (i'm a girl if you didn't know about that btw) they are very nice to me.
?Random Guy: Hello man. What school are you in
Other Guy: Scholars International Academy
.Random Guy: I never heard of it
(Othe guy: (shows picture of school
Random Guy: *Runs very far away that the police had to be called in*
Other Guy: Scholars International Academy
.Random Guy: I never heard of it
(Othe guy: (shows picture of school
Random Guy: *Runs very far away that the police had to be called in*
by iswilliawonka December 04, 2018
Someone who was given a degree without meeting requirements or credits in the name of inclusion and race.
Woke colleges dropped standards and expectations of learning to enable more ethnicities to graduate as Biden Scholars while their peers actually have to hit those bench marks. Ted is a doctor but he came in last in his class. But you don’t need to know that. Scalpel!
by Zonahotwings April 10, 2023
Digital Scholar is a place for transforming your normal life to Extraordinary one.
It is a Top Digital Marketing Institute which has transformed many students life in three months.
It is a Top Digital Marketing Institute which has transformed many students life in three months.
by Successful alumni November 24, 2021
a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
by mrbeast539275 December 03, 2024
An unofficial organization consisting usually of rebellious students and crazy rich kids to fund their operations.
Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.
Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.
In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.
Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.
In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.
Kid 1 : "How are we going to survive this year's test."
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.
by oldmodem December 11, 2018