Saturn

The phrase “Saturn” is used to describe mentally deranged, narcissistic, and exceedingly sensitive buffoons. It is most commonly used to describe a moment of moral, morals mostly consisting of a barbarous lust to act victim.

“You’re so mean! Even though you have excessively apologized to me for a minor inconvenience I will continue to act of victim!”

“Dude, your being such a Saturn right now.”

by arrowbuffyashiro March 28, 2023

Saturn

Saturn's are the coolest people ever. But thats only if they like being around you if they don't trust me you'll never experience that sort of coolness. They're very hot. Also may be stuck to that one phase they had when they were kids. Did I mention They're hot. Super self centered people might as well be named sun. But everyone loves Saturn's , if you become friends or even date a saturn keep them most have commitments issues.

Non-binary : who is saturn

Boy: that super hot kid in the back of the class

by Beemooo November 21, 2021

Saturn Order

Saturn Order is a Satanic N@z1 like group with slimar beliefs to joy of Satan aka temple of zesus and believes that Saturn is the god of everything.

Saturn Order aka Joy of Satan ripoff.

by KOASRDND December 5, 2025

Saturn x Juno x Darling

the best ship out there/srs

did you know AMONGUS the best ship is Saturn x Juno x Darling

by heyshartylipbite April 27, 2021

Saturn Tea

A circular argument based on a point that on paper is correct. However goes against the traditional logic and spirit of the definition.

"Tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, therefore Saturn is tea aka Saturn Tea."

by Κρόνος January 26, 2025

Saturns ring

when you have an asshole piercing and shit gets stuck to it.

justin had to push the saturns ring out after he took a shoot

by explodingbannana July 26, 2025

saturn-ity

a community of people who feel very close to or just love space and stars.

oh yeah, i’m part of the saturn-ity.

by ourbestie September 15, 2021