The phrase “Saturn” is used to describe mentally deranged, narcissistic, and exceedingly sensitive buffoons. It is most commonly used to describe a moment of moral, morals mostly consisting of a barbarous lust to act victim.
“You’re so mean! Even though you have excessively apologized to me for a minor inconvenience I will continue to act of victim!”
“Dude, your being such a Saturn right now.”
“Dude, your being such a Saturn right now.”
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Get the Saturn mug.Saturn's are the coolest people ever. But thats only if they like being around you if they don't trust me you'll never experience that sort of coolness. They're very hot. Also may be stuck to that one phase they had when they were kids. Did I mention They're hot. Super self centered people might as well be named sun. But everyone loves Saturn's , if you become friends or even date a saturn keep them most have commitments issues.
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Get the Saturn mug.Saturn's are the coolest people ever. But thats only if they like being around you if they don't trust me you'll never experience that sort of coolness. They're very hot. Also may be stuck to that one phase they had when they were kids. Did I mention They're hot. Super self centered people might as well be named sun. But everyone loves Saturn's , if you become friends or even date a saturn keep them most have commitments issues.
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