sambles

The absolute inability to read drawings, follow simple commands or accept any fault. Being a complete and utter twat. Specifically in the building trade in the west coast of Scotland.

You have really made a sambles of that! You unbelievable arsehead, what the fuck were you thinking.

by the mushroom squad May 20, 2014

samohi

SAMOHI is short for Santa Monica High School. In California.
The school is broken up into "houses" where each house has a principal. The houses are: S, A, M, O, H, I.
Its pretty much an awesome school.

Person: What school do you go to?
Student: I go to SAMOHI.

by bitchhhhplease November 22, 2007

samo soccer

A gigantic sex orgy with Ozzie in the middle while Frank watches with a video camera and a bottle of lotion...

That hoe bag over there is definetely a samo soccer player.

by Allie Bronstein January 29, 2005

The Communist Democracy of Samland

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird.

by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019

Samlawn The blue

Most badass of all blues.
This samlawn is champion of all.
All who question his authority are fools.

Samlawn the blue champion of the bitter frozzen north

by samlawn January 9, 2009

samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Samod

Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.

It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.

by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019