Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.

Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.

by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012

Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

Jizz Rooster

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.

2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.

1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster

2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

Urban Rooster

When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”

You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.

by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018

Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011