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Roberto

SPIC-Mows lawns for a living and will do it for anything even if it’s a dime. Has a dad that is a homo and landscapes everything but his cock. Recently crossed the boarder but will be sent back soon
That stupid Roberto forgot to bring his spic clan to mow my lawn
by Jake madalon April 28, 2019
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Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last
Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee
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Roberto is doing the smart stuff
by Wor Maket December 18, 2019
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The worlds biggest hardman ever. You need help with lifting steel, just call a Roberto. What a legend
#hardman #Roberto
by HYvNiJnnsn December 18, 2019
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This is the person to dm swoop two girls and try to suck there nip hairs but if you meet them meet them at the courts.
I won’t meet you at the courts Roberto.
by Clap trap August 6, 2019
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The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)
Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018
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