Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021

sweet relief

A fucking sick ass indie band from Massachusetts.

Wow! Sweet Relief was the shit tonight! They really have that sound that is laid back. Makes me wish I hadn't divorced your mother and left California.

by Zero Mcfucks August 20, 2018

relief source

another word for weed or drugs

“i ran out of relief source”

by BAKA🙏🙏 December 10, 2020

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020

Relief

When you wipe your ass with the last piece of toilet paper and it comes off clean

God luckily my deadline got moved, thats such a relief

by Arge_e June 5, 2022

Relief

Feeling that soldiers of color feel when going to fight in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan.

For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.

Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?

Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄

I would feel relief if I could get Muhammad to behave, act civilized and learn his place..

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024