tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie

Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

by The notorious tootsie rancher June 18, 2024

Honda rancher 420

A Honda rancher 420 is a 4x4 utility atv and is a all around tuff four wheeler can tackle many terrains and is even resilient enogh to be wrecked into telephone cable anchor and still be good enough to ride home minus minor injuries.

I was trying to watch my friend ride his Honda recon when all the sudden my Honda rancher 420 tried to throw me off after hitting a telephone pole cable anchor.

by Eatthat445 February 12, 2019

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue

person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵

by todoroki and kuroo are my dadd July 30, 2020

Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018