Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

Dirty rancher

A country girl who likes older guys

“Hey man, I got me a dirty rancher”

by Mr. Kandykane February 25, 2020

glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Honda rancher 420

A Honda rancher 420 is a 4x4 utility atv and is a all around tuff four wheeler can tackle many terrains and is even resilient enogh to be wrecked into telephone cable anchor and still be good enough to ride home minus minor injuries.

I was trying to watch my friend ride his Honda recon when all the sudden my Honda rancher 420 tried to throw me off after hitting a telephone pole cable anchor.

by Eatthat445 February 12, 2019

Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019