A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.
1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."
2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
by Adda-Jew November 1, 2005
Get the quarter chubmug. Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?
Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!
Joe: Thanks! (walks away)
(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)
You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?
Mike: Hell no! (laughs)
Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!
Joe: Thanks! (walks away)
(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)
You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?
Mike: Hell no! (laughs)
by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011
Get the Crotch Quartermug. An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.
by Jim Slora July 6, 2007
Get the case quartermug. An insult making someone "gay as in lame" that doesn't offend homosexual men and/or women. It can also be used as a come back that is way more insulting than being called "gay".
Jake: "Sam you are so gay you totally suck at everything."
Sam: "I'd rather be gay than Quarter Bi you asshole."
Jake : "Wow you would go there."
Sam: "I'd rather be gay than Quarter Bi you asshole."
Jake : "Wow you would go there."
by Way T. Go February 10, 2010
Get the Quarter Bimug. by lwrdmazda August 12, 2005
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Get the quarter blockmug.