quarter chub

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.

1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"

by Adda-Jew November 1, 2005

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Crotch Quarter

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.

Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)

by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011

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case quarter

A 25-cent piece. NOT a combination of coins equaling 25 cents.

An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.

by Jim Slora July 6, 2007

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Quarter Bi

An insult making someone "gay as in lame" that doesn't offend homosexual men and/or women. It can also be used as a come back that is way more insulting than being called "gay".

Jake: "Sam you are so gay you totally suck at everything."
Sam: "I'd rather be gay than Quarter Bi you asshole."
Jake : "Wow you would go there."

by Way T. Go February 10, 2010

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