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pussy whipped 

This occurs when a low value, wuss of a guy has traded his testicles and anything else of value for the mere idea that a particular woman would sleep with him.
Michael packaged his ballsack and sent it UPS ground shipping to "Pussy Whipped USA" along with a contract that stipulates he is not to leave a 1 mile radius of his girlfriend. Included in the transaction was $500 in cash (a signing bonus) and a new Mustang convertible.
pussy whipped by Bob Savage February 14, 2008
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Pussy Whipped 

You world blindly revolving around your woman.
Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!
Pussy Whipped by Jenny Cz February 21, 2004

Pussy Whipped 

If you've ever been petting your cat and they've became annoyed and swatted you...you've truly been "pussy whipped"!
As I was petting Gladys, she became irritated and scratched me...Man, I'm so Pussy Whipped!
Pussy Whipped by AANDZ September 19, 2011

Pussy Whipped 

A Man that is controlled by a woman. often acting as a slave in fear of loosing the woman or doing what ever she says.
Friend#1: Sorry i cant hang tonight, my girlfriend is making me clean her toilets for her.

Friend#2: Dude you are so Pussy Whipped!

Pussy Whipped Mitch 

Gets pussy whipped by his wife everyday of the week, controlled by the wife, has no balls, gets dragged around every
Mitch E: Can I golfing with Tony? Wife: No you can not you are going to the nail salon with me now. Mitch E: Ok hunny Tony: Mitch you are a pussy whipped mitch
Pussy Whipped Mitch by ZVolt December 19, 2012

Pussywhipple 

A man controlled completely by his girlfriend or wife so much that she requires him to report to her where he is and what he is doing regularly.
Person 1:Stu from the Hangover was such a pussywhipple.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. Mostly because he had to follow his wife's rules and not his own.
Pussywhipple by Bootyboy01 January 6, 2012

pussy whipped 

It's when you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to go with his girlfriend to a craft show just so he can get some poon tang afterwards.
My friend Tim is the biggest pussy whipped bitch ever, we call him whippy cuz he'd rather watch dirty dancing then go play some baseball.