A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus
by King Walker February 11, 2017
Get the cock puddymug. A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014
Get the puddy cricketmug. 