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bored progression

n. The process by which one ends up browsing various Wikipedia articles or Youtube videos that are of little or no interest but seemed like they might be interesting at the time. It's likely you'll end up on something totally irrelevant and forget what you were supposed to be doing.

Clearly, the expression is a pun on the musical term "chord progression".
My assignment was on the European Union but after a bored progression I ended up learning about flying lizards
by icyheights December 21, 2010
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Litness Professional

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.
Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.
by Lev98 January 2, 2018
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Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.
Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.
by lusher21 September 8, 2008
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Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"
Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"
by Tigrez May 27, 2009
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Professional professional

A person who tries way to hard to be taken seriously.
Look at John with his linked in profile and his fancy car, what a professional professional.
by WiiWelder October 17, 2011
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Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.
Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler
by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009
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professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"
every channel is being taken over by professional queers
by blurg May 12, 2008
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