Poutine

A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.

Let's eat some Poutine... eh?

by DavyPB July 1, 2019

Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.

"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.

by Pankakezz March 11, 2020

Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.

“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024

Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.

I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.

by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024