a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly
by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025
Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia
by 6Ferdabois9 May 29, 2018
“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians
by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024