cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.

Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!

by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008

pooter

A variant of pootah.

Dang, mah pooter crashed on me.

by SaintAleia August 25, 2004

cooters pooters

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.

I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"

by Willie Drake June 2, 2007

pooter swank

Free stuff one can salvage and/or steal from a bathroom. i.e. toilet paper, soap, plungers, trash bags, ect.

Check out this sweet pooter swank I got today!! Charmin and hand lotion!!!

by E. E. Goings March 31, 2009