Poob

A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.

You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.

by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018

Poob

A streaming service home to everyone’s favourite entertainment such as Goncharov. In reality, a joke made by numerous Tumblr users.

Poob has it for you.

by hänsel April 19, 2025

Poob

1. A lactating poop
2. Can mean/do anything

1. This poob can’t be limited by the laws of space time.

2. POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB.

by Ethanpoop October 19, 2019

poob

one who acts like a huge fucking poob

Anderson is a huge fucking poob

by TheRealCafe June 7, 2021

Poob

a cult of people who fucking hate nfg neo.

i fucking hate nfg neo so much im considering of joining the poobs

by MythicalMemes September 25, 2021

Poobs

Pointy boobs

I bled when she stabbed me with her poobs

by Keitaa July 1, 2018

poob

when you shit, fart, piss, cum, and spew at the same time

oh fuck I just poobed
ohhhhh fuckkkk

by bigballsinmyjawplease69420 October 13, 2022