grease pony 

a slur made by the hit artist Yung Buttpiss

“shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retarded grease pony”

grease pony by YungButtpissLover December 14, 2022

Ridden like a Shetland Pony 

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

The Mystic Pony 

Slang term for doing meth.

Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"

The Mystic Pony by sscheib March 4, 2011

smack the pony 

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

smack the pony by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011

Ride the porcelain pony 

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

Ride the porcelain pony by LD June 11, 2004

Pony Pounder 

Some one who humps or has sex with horses, originating from Kitimat, BC

Dude, he's having sex with a horse.
Yeah, he must be a pony pounder from Kitimat

Pony Pounder by halll April 30, 2011

pony nibble 

(n) gently nibbling on the underside of the scrotum.

bro 1: "that chick just gave me a pony nibble." bro 2: "i don't know how i feel about that." bro 1: "me neither, it was kinda weird."

pony nibble by mary pappert November 27, 2011