Lukosious poise

Looking over your glasses with a fear of farting

The majestrate looked over the bar at the defendant with a lukosious poise fearing that if he farted he may follow through

by Dr Sqiggle July 5, 2025

Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.

"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."

by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

amici amici e poi ti rubano la bici

Literally: Friends, friends, and then they steal your bike

Italian saying for when a friend lowkey disappoints you or turns out being different from what you expected

Used in a kidding manner and only for minor things

Person 1: Where's Mark?
Person 2: Oh, he's not coming, he said he had stuff to do
Person 1: .... amici amici e poi ti rubano la bici ....

by Auurix June 28, 2017

alien poi

the fucking badest assest poi spinning style on earth. With geometric moves that will blow your mind. Think a flaming 3D spirograph.

That alien poi really freaked my shit out. See also Alien Jon.

by High Priestess 22 February 5, 2010

Poised

having a composed and self-assured manner.
"not every day you saw that poised, competent kid distressed"
synonymes : self-possessed, self-assured, composed, assured, self-controlled, cool-headed, calm, cool, cool, calm, and collected, at ease, tranquil, serene, unperturbed, unruffled, impassive, nonchalant, confident, self-confident, dignified, equable, imperturbable, suave, urbane, elegant; Plus
having a graceful and elegant bearing.
"she had learnt from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised"

"she had learnt from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised

by Yasminedaly290 September 20, 2018