The definition from the 1970's. To place a board, between two points off the ground, in order to defecate. This is usually done to evoke terror in the unsuspecting as it was often done between buildings & high up enough to not be noticed until it was too late.
Friday night Bill & Ehud hung out on the roof top getting drunk, smoking, & scheming. When they had to take a dump they walked out on the board between roof tops & planked an unsuspecting crowd walking by. They were lucky to slip away in the darkness because people couldn't have been too happy about the planking they received from ten stories up.
by Ehud Avni July 07, 2011
A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.
by RealGee February 26, 2016
To lie face down with arms by sides in a plank like position on different objects or in creative situations.
Most popular in Australia.
Started as a facebook fan page craze
Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.
Most popular in Australia.
Started as a facebook fan page craze
Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.
Guy 1 "Yo, Check out Matt on that roof up there, what's he doin?"
Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."
Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."
by Not your average sex guy May 16, 2011
The act of lying face down, palms flat against the sides, and feet together pointing at the floor. The event must take place in an odd location and shared via the internet to be considered an official "plank." It is allegedly dangerous.
by Etyman May 20, 2011
Some gay shit people do in order for other people to laugh at them. It's thought that it was originated at some gay frat guy's house then spread to all the fucking faggots out there.
by yourmom999999 November 07, 2011
To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc
John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.
or
Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.
or
Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!
by aslyone August 29, 2010
To lay completely rigid, face down on any surface. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. Must also have a expressionless face.
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)
by Plankaholic May 17, 2011