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Forbidden Picnic

A sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one participant's anus thus making him/her the "picnic basket". Everyone then proceeds to have sex, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a grassy hill. After the group orgasm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.

*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.
"Jill and I were planning our own little Forbidden Picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our Picnic all the better."
by PicnicFan6969 April 11, 2012
mugGet the Forbidden Picnicmug.

Picnic clit

It's when you're laying on a picnic cloth while going down on her and occasionally taking a bite of your favorite summer time food
-Greetings tony! How was that picnic clit?
- Yo dawg, it was tight I got to eat her out and my Bologna sandwich
by Dame Judy Dench March 14, 2015
mugGet the Picnic clitmug.

Hillside Picnic

The act of taking a girl out for a picnic and end with eating her out on the Hillside.
Ash took Cherie out for a Hillside Picnic only she didn't know it wouldn't involve food.
by Buttershot April 28, 2011
mugGet the Hillside Picnicmug.

French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.
"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."
by goat_job May 17, 2017
mugGet the French Picnicmug.

Gay picnic

A group of guys with squatted vehicles all gathered in a parking lot. Usually Sonic or Buffalo Wild Wings.
Hey big guy, like those sick squatted truck. I’ll see you at the gay picnic tonight at Sonic!
by Wong numba April 20, 2021
mugGet the Gay picnicmug.

Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.
She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.
by MOCteam May 8, 2010
mugGet the Pack a picnicmug.

messy picnic

When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue
Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!
by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014
mugGet the messy picnicmug.

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