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Paving the runway

The act in which a woman massages the area above her clitoris. Especially when this area is shaved in the shaped called a "landing strip".
Michelle started paving the runway everytime she heard Ryan's name.
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This saying means that you may not be in a certain state of being, experience or end point, but you are well on your way. An alternative is "The road to rome starts in Italy" which means that you are on the brink of your journey to an experience or situation and should get started or step away if you want/don't want to end up there.

It can be used with a positive bent but is more often used as a a warning or judgment that someone is on the path to something unwanted, harmful, life altering, undoable, or disaster.

As the saying originated from a member of the Appalachian diaspora the grammatical feature of X impact Y can be applied to this saying, (for example its colder than a witches titty could also be adjusted to its hotter than a pig in a frying pan), but the geographical implication must be clear to the listener.

In this case Rome was an influential empire that impacted everywhere it touched, rose with power and fell in disgrace and was generally both a place to gain favor, fame or fortuned, but also a place to be corrupted, backstabbed or run into a malignant unhinged dictator or be sold as a slave. Regardless, once there its impossible to erase the impacts of Rome and the time to turn around is before or while in Italy.
Friend 1: "I think you should quit drinking, you seem to have trouble with how much you drink."
Friend 2: "I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink a few times a week"
Friend 1: "The road to Rome was paved in Italy"

Student: "I feel like I should not audition for the play."
Teacher: "I'm happy to work with you after school with some other students."
Student: " Yes, but I feel like I'll never be as good as the others."
Teacher: "Go for that role. You really want it. The road to Rome starts in Italy."

Friend one: "I don't think I'm experiencing domestic violence, I should just stop complaining."
Friend two: "He called you a worthless ho who'll never amount to anything and then took your bank card and told you to stop talking to all over your friends."
Friend one: "But he doesn't hit me."
Friend two: "Girl, get out. The road to Rome is paved in Italy."
by LilBriarRose May 18, 2025
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Paved The Way

Paved the way is a metaphor for how an individual or group has paved the way for their successors through hard work. This refers to the result of a difficult achievement, getting an award that has never been printed by others before but thanks to hard work it becomes printed in history and opens access for successors to be easier to achieve.
by VELKOOKCOTY March 26, 2025
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pave n nuke

The process taken for redeploying an application environment if you don't want an outage.
We are going to pave n nuke the application deployment.
by pave-n-nuke February 2, 2018
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paving the prarie

When an acquaintance starts a relationship everyone else knows will end in ruin.
Yeah the new girlfriend is great, but she's not going to settle down. He's just paving the prarie.
by Netsirkeel October 8, 2017
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Crazy Paving

Describes the process of vomiting on a public street.
Wow, Steve really did some crazy paving after the session last night.
by Burrito Lover December 9, 2008
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Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017
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