A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.
Parker is great
by Parkerdude May 21, 2018

A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022

by Linksor September 23, 2016

by Katana gang January 21, 2019
