Owner Boner

When a male dog gets an erection or red rocket because their master is playing with them.

I think your dog has an owner boner!

by Shortbuffalo May 28, 2015

ownerizer

A device that owned you so hardcore, it has no name.

Player: I just got the smackdown from an ownerizer!

by dnyde February 23, 2005

Oiler Alert

An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.

by Guido66 May 30, 2010

owle

a dumb bitch who dose stupid stuff and gets back with her ex

hey shes pretty
ew no shes a owle

by frenchtoasty23 June 6, 2020

doglike owner

Someone who looks like their own pet dog.

Hey Charlie did you meet our new neighbor shes a total doglike owner.

by jahovazwitniss October 28, 2010

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Server Ownership

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.

I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.

by Fractured June 12, 2018