orangutan

1.a definition of an odd one out of the friend group.
2.that one teacher everybody hates.
3.people who do dumb shit.

Jordan:"Hey did you see that kid at the Roller Rink yesterday?"
Melissa:"Oh yeahh,they looked like a total orangutan LMAOO''
Jordan"I know HAHAAA"

by en3m13s2luvrss May 20, 2023

Flaming Orangutan

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.

Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.

by flamingorangutan63 March 11, 2022

Orangutan BALLS

These things are quite fascinating to the human eye, they can be shriveled hairy or just chill😎. and don’t be afraid to take a bite of those juicy cherry’s. Also remember size doesn’t matter!!!

Jerry would not stop staring at those ORANGUTAN BALLS.

by Cookie 37 July 22, 2022

Orangutan gang

A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.

Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.

by Westminster frat November 25, 2018

IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

Orangutan Hangers

A troubling display of ones "side boob" thus mimicking that of the spices Orangutan. Scientific> Pongo Pygmaeus. Bornean Orangutan subspecies. Pongo Pygmaeus Pygmaeus. Pongo morio. Pongo pygmaeus wurmbii.

O' snap, did you just see that girl coming out of the store. She was rocking some serious "Orangutan Hangers". Word, she sho' was. Those were some Orangutan Titties for real though!!! What I think you meant was "Orangutan Hangers".

by DumpsterfFire911 November 10, 2024

orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010