mighty weapon

Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.

So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 21, 2007

The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011

Mighty Ducks

The best hockey team in California! The Ducks are so awesome...with Chistov and the Feds and everyone else. They're just AWESOME!

GO DUCKS!

Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?

Sorry, there's a Ducks game tonight and I'M GOING!

by Adrienne November 25, 2004

Mighty fine

A phrase often used by BenDeen, a YouTube mukbanger.

“I’ll tell you what, this is mighty fine.”
“I know this is gonna be mighty fine.”
“This thing is looking mighty fine man.”

by Plugstrup July 1, 2019

Mighty Ducks

The hockey team in Orange County that kicks ass. Disney owned them from 1993-2004 then the Samuelis took over. On the team is Teemu (fan favorite), Scott and Rob Niedermayer, and Jiggy (da goalie). The Ducks got rid of Federov (piece of shit worthless cause). The Ducks will be losing their "Mighty" at the end of the 2006 season, becoming just the "Anaheim Ducks" and will get a new logo in June 2006. They are the team of Orange County and play at the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim. They will kick some Kings ass any day.

The Mighty Ducks are in the playoffs, where are the Kings?

by tuey is the man April 30, 2006

mighty tighteys

enormous whitey tightys of epic proportions. these are called mighty tighteys.

Johns fat ass looked even worse when we all saw his mighty tighteys.

by josh123321 January 27, 2008

mighty ducks

adj. a term referred to meaning coolest, sweetest, thing in the entire world, at the moment.

"Hey liz, you got your cast off!?"
"Yeah! I know, it's mighty ducks!"

"Batman is most likely the most mighty ducks movie in the entire world."

"Mighty Ducks is so mighty ducks!"

by nicksavestheday7 December 30, 2008