soccer match

A guy who can have sex real good.

If he got a soccer match shirt on he can get it

by Kavstagram69 February 14, 2020

controller match

a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys basement in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. You may use any weapons in the room

Yessir: Yo Chinapoo controller match?
Chinapoo: its on

by Lokey May 5, 2005

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...

by Lenny C October 30, 2007

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

Match em

When you and another person put your weed and their wood or swisher together and smoke it, & vise versa.

Aye let's match em'

by Getintoiiit June 13, 2020

match you

when you buy the weed and bring it to a party and someone mathes you with weed when your there ;) almost like money ill math your money!

"Yeah do it, and come over and blaze
my best friend will match you"

by A_yooooo* October 31, 2007