Most boopable nose in existence to human kind, eyelashes better than anyone on planet earth and should stop slouching and stand up straight
by Someone that boops your nose January 9, 2019

Short for Daniel, is sweet, incredibly kind, handsome and is a bad boy but is good to his lady. He is loved deeply by many. His persona is low key, reserved and shy but he finds humor in any and everything. He doesn't discriminate against any type of race. He has a thing specifically for african american woman. Dan has soul. He loves music. And he loves to rap. It's his passion. He is a musician and loves to listen to music. Sometimes, He isn't the best looker but his quirky ways and personality make up for his individuality that gets the ladies hooked. Once you land a Dan, don't ever let him go. Keep him either as a friend or lover because he's the type of guy you want to keep in your life. He's one of a kind and will always keep it 110% with you. However, he is sensitive at times and if you mess up with a Dan, he's strong enough to walk away. To get him back after you mess up requires a lot of patience and you have to prove yourself to him again so he feels he can trust you. But he is so worth the wait!
Dan is the man!
I want me a Dan as a best friend!
I am in love with Dan!
Dan, Dan, Oh, Dan, Daannnnnnnnn!!!!
Dan lovvveessss him some brown sugar!
I want me a Dan as a best friend!
I am in love with Dan!
Dan, Dan, Oh, Dan, Daannnnnnnnn!!!!
Dan lovvveessss him some brown sugar!
by ChinkyShaSha January 22, 2012

Someone who thinks he's always right; an asshole. Dan is someone who will have fun at someone else's expense.
by GMG1981 June 15, 2018

by M3Me December 12, 2016

He gets 50 s on tests, says he gets all the chicks but never gets layed. He also plays fortnite while playing the skin flute to the season 6 zoey
Dan is a fucking nigger
by Thefuckingnigger October 1, 2018

by Johnnnnyyyy October 3, 2012

Dan is annoying. He is unable to hear Chris. I believe it is because he thinks that Chris is a fat bumm. But he, like most of the time. Is WRONG. I wonder why...
by The moo-moo KING! October 15, 2018
