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Oming

Orgasmic meditation. Oming is done by finger to genital touching. More spiritual than masturbation.
Angie: Have you tried Oming?
Brittany: Oh yeah! Twice a day everyday!
by JamminJim97 August 3, 2018
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Om Telolet Om

It all began when vagrant kids who lived near a bus or truck terminal notice that some drivers customized their vehicle horn to play popular tunes or just sound amusing. With no other source of entertainment like TV, and playing games gets old, they use those custom horn sound as their source of entertainment.
What began as a small group of children now has grown as a fad to even bigger numbers of children, all waiting in a row facing passing trucks and buses. Sometime with a phone to record video in hand, they shout the word or carries a simple cardboard sign scribbled with "Om (lit. uncle, also usually used as informal term for older/middle aged male) telolet (onomatopoeia of horn/klaxon sound, like honk honk) om.", basically meaning "Sir, honk please sir"
When you see a car you say: om telolet om, and they will honk
by magic346 December 22, 2016
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om

a dum retarded loser who keeps bragging nonstop about anything that he achieved that HE thought was great. Super talkative and a loserish wanna be. only way to shut him up is to ignore him.
I hate people that act like Om...they're so annoying and act like retards.

Eww..., tht person acts like an Om, run away b4 u get cooties from him!
by ye November 13, 2004
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OME

OMG for atheists (oh my evolution), raelians (oh my elohim), tree huggers (oh my earth), Twilight fans (oh my edward), the list goes on.
Basically for anyone who doesn't believe in some God
OME, please tell me you don't like Twilight
That explains everything XD :P
by #raelianchick186 April 19, 2018
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om!

The sound of someone eating a large item of food in one go...
om!...that dohnut was goood
by vixen March 16, 2004
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OM

She is an OM!
by Yummm the SL March 14, 2009
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om telolet om

An Indonesian meme that translate to "Sir honk the horn Sir". Kids would hold up signs with the words on and a bus driver honks their horn which can make the funniest of sounds
by OwenJonesTM December 22, 2016
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