old man in the boat

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.

As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.

by Necromantia September 21, 2015

Old Man Weaver

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.

My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...

Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018

old man beer

Cheap macro beers that your old man probably enjoyed drinking back in the day.

Person 1: This fridge is full of cans of Old Style, Hamm's, and Stroh's.

Person 2: You mean old man beer?!

by JustAnotherNeighbor May 8, 2018

Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.

"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"

by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

OLD MAN MCDONALD

A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.

Oh shit its OLD MAN MCDONALD!

by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019

old mans speedball

drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low

i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.

by isoldtheworld March 18, 2020