All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

nowhere road

When you are in the middle of nowhere on a road with no name that road is called nowhere road.

Person 1"Where are you"

Person 2"I'm at nowhere road"
Person 1 "Where the fuck is that?"

by The Gansta Cat May 30, 2018

who the heck outta nowhere

a random place, far away

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere

by yooooowowoahh November 16, 2017

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019

Literally Came Out of Nowhere

A phrase that's literally just describing ambushing someone and killing them in Among Us.

"Oh I bet that guy just literally came out of nowhere to murder White."

by Flamebang January 5, 2023

Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021