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All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.
"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."
by Gyar March 5, 2015
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Nowhere Girl

Nowhere girl you're living in a dream
Nowhere girl you stay behind the scenes
Nowhere girl you never go outside
Nowhere girl cause you prefer to hide

Every day, every night
In that all old familiar light
You hung up when I called you at home
And I try to get through
Ant I try to talk to you
But there's something stopping me from getting through
Nowhere girl what you have you need
Nowhere girl all functional and neat
Nowhere girl in self-imposed exile
Nowhere girl a martyr-like denial

Every day, every night
In that all old familiar light
You hung up when I called you at home
And I try to get through
And I try to talk to you
But there's something stopping me from getting through
Every day, every night
In that all old familiar light
You hung up when I called you at home
And I try to get through
And I try to talk to you
But there's something stopping me from getting through
by Death Menace February 12, 2023
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Butfuck nowhere

A place so remote there’s nothing to do BUT FUCK
She lives out in butfuck nowhere
by @dickdownevans March 28, 2021
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bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store
by Randy layhee 699669 February 19, 2023
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Literally Came Out of Nowhere

A phrase that's literally just describing ambushing someone and killing them in Among Us.
"Oh I bet that guy just literally came out of nowhere to murder White."
by Flamebang January 5, 2023
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nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.
I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.
by mark52million March 26, 2019
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Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.
"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."
by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025
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