All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

Six Paths To Nowhere

An awesome band based in Warwick, Rhode Island.

Have you heard of Six Paths To Nowhere? They're an awesome band.

by Hmm? January 3, 2005

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 7, 2024

Bridge to nowhere

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

by Haywood9 July 6, 2025

bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store

You live in bumble fuck nowhere.

by Randy layhee 699669 February 19, 2023

Nowhere

Aaron, Andy or Jared

You’re nowhereeee (when referring to one of the above names)

by Iinet6719 September 11, 2023