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No time to bleed

Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.
Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*

You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!
by DaDude9211 June 26, 2008
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i have no time

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??
diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
by 2hawt4u March 8, 2008
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notumentary

not-u-men-tary .n ~ a fictional movie or program made to look like a documentary ie; Borat, Reno 911
Borat wasn't real, it was a notumentary.
by bigjoebowski22 December 29, 2007
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Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.
Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."
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noticeabilitiness

how noticable something is
"Mike, that English paper lacks noticeabilitiness"
by Makayla von Sparrow Havok Snape February 26, 2008
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noticeabilitiness

how noticable something is
"Mike, that English paper lacks noticeabilitiness"
by Makayla von Sparrow Havok Snape February 26, 2008
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Notimameal

When your mother makes you a simple meal, such as cereal or macaroni when she is late for work and at the same time to show you that she still loves you.
"I made you notimameal hon! (blows kisses)"
by Erafromnest October 3, 2008
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