Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.
Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*
You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*
You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!
by DaDude9211 June 26, 2008
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diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later
Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later
Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
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Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."
Friend: "What did you do?"
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