A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.
by rockstar_64 May 11, 2008
While dining at a fine restaurant, I could tell Jerome thought I'd Paula Deened him when I asked for more water and lemon.
by chirpr July 25, 2013
The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005
The most lovely lady one could ever hope to spend time with.
Star of "Paula Deen's home cooking" on the food network.
Mother of two grossies.
Chef who makes tasty treats that are bound to kill your heart.
Star of "Paula Deen's home cooking" on the food network.
Mother of two grossies.
Chef who makes tasty treats that are bound to kill your heart.
by Paula Deen August 15, 2006
by Ketchup P. July 16, 2006
by APlove2021 November 24, 2021
The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005