deer whackin' is when you take your chevy pickup and hit deer as they are crossing the road or you kick it in 4x4 and chase them across the orchard
Kentucky: hey jimmy joe bob you wanna do a little deer whackin? Jimmy joe bob: no way i no how your driving is and you scare the shit out of me and i might need some new britches!!!!
by Kentucky January 29, 2005
A move that involves hiding in a girl's closet with a flashlight and warming yourself up. When you are all ready to go you jump out of the closet and shine the flash light in her eyes and jizz on her face. This results in a "deer in the headlights" look as well as an albino complexion.
Tree: hey man can i borrow a flashlight?
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool
by Orangutan_on_Turnpike September 03, 2009
A low grade tweaker town, with the most foul degrading, useless, worthless, trifling , scandalous, low down, bottom feeding, penny pinching, sack chasing, conspiracy theory plotting ass PUDS you will ever meet.
Let's go to that sketchy ass tweaker town called (deer park) and see if we can't catch us a few puds tonight.
by Pud life anonymous March 27, 2017
White Deer is a small town in the Texas Panhandle. With a population of 1,000 and diminishing, it is your average white trash town with absolutely no racial diversity. The High School is the only interesting thing in town, as you’ll notice that students tend to gather at the football stadium,” the drag”, even on the weekends. There are a couple pregnancies a year, the occasional students smoking K2 in the auditorium, and if you’re lucky, you’ll even get to watch a pig get slaughtered in ag class. White Deer may have the biggest rumor mill of all small Panhandle towns, as many residents discover most information about themselves from gossip. This is especially true for former White Deer graduates who were able to move away. They tend to be the target of the most rumors, both from teachers and students.
Sam: “Oh hey, wanna go to the White Deer drag tonight and talk shit on Brittany?”
Jess: “Oh totally. The English teacher told me about all her bad grades, pregnancy scare, and coked out parents. I can’t wait to tell everyone.”
Jess: “Oh totally. The English teacher told me about all her bad grades, pregnancy scare, and coked out parents. I can’t wait to tell everyone.”
by AnonWhoTalksShit January 10, 2018
by pussy lips feel good when wrapped around my cock September 01, 2006
n. A small town in Montana. Population approximately 2,000. It's the kind of town where serial killers and the uni-bomber blend right in. There's plenty of seedy bars on the downtown drag that are frequented by a motley crue of female lumberjacks, ex-cons, miners and ladies looking for a fight. If you're looking for a man in Deer Lodge you won't find one, if your looking for the wrong man then you'll find more than your fair share.
v. deer-lodged; having been tricked most likely by severe alcohol consumption into sleeping with, much regrettably a female lumberjack, ex-con, miner or anyone from Deer Lodge, Montana.
v. deer-lodged; having been tricked most likely by severe alcohol consumption into sleeping with, much regrettably a female lumberjack, ex-con, miner or anyone from Deer Lodge, Montana.
I awoke deer-lodged, hungover and missing some teeth and my wallet in a roadside motel in Deer Lodge, MT.
by noMTnme May 29, 2011
Nothing runs like a deere
Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder
Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder
Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
by jim bob brown April 22, 2010