Scientists

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.
Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Scientists

People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Scientists

The scientists didn't make the AI though. So, CLEARLY I'm more brilliant than 'the most brilliant scientists in the world'
Hym "Yeah, you have the most brilliant scientists in the world but they weren't about to do the thing some random guy on urban dictionary did so we stole from him and then did an mkultra on him. All to cover up the blatant treason committed by whoever sold the breakthrough to China."
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Mr Scientist

When all Mr Scientist wants to do is play Diablo 4, but they won't admit it.
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The Little Scientist

A nickname you give to that one guy in the dorm that always seems high. Then accidentally calls his dick The Little Scientist. Thus, he has a small dick.
The Little Scientist is at Gas Works getting high again.
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Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."
"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."
by Tony Tornado August 09, 2012
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