by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert February 24, 2009
The act of munging is a delicate art. This past-time requires two people, a dead body (preferably), a sharp instrument (knife, fork, etc), and a repulsive idea of fun. Then one person proceeds to insert the sharp object into the genital area or anus and swirl it around, thus cutting up the insides/organs of the chosen dead body. Once the cutting is completed, the person places his/her mouth around the genitals while thier partner in crime applies pressure to the victims stomach (either through jumping, elbow dropping, foot stomping, or something of thier own design). Thus, the organs and entrails are projected into the mouth of the lucky person. This bloody concoction is the "mung" while the whole act is known as "munging".
by Marchie February 19, 2006
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
Any vile or putrid substance resembling a swamp or quagmire; swamplike; Any malodorous decaying pit of grass clippings, standing water and garbage. More specifically, THE Mung in the back of Matt and Brett's house kept guard by Clovis.
"Hey Matt, I fell into the fuckin' Mung when I was running from the cops after they busted your party. I smell like a fuckin' sewer...what the fuck is in the Mung? I got some on my skin. Is my foot going to fall off?
by Kowal June 18, 2005
Mung (n.) 1. A slang word used to describe the contents of afterbirth. 2. The #1 worst thing to get when trick-or-treating on Halloween. (Wayne's World, SNL) 3. The excretion that results from applying pressure to a pregnant woman's stomach. (South Park)
Ew, yo, I smell afterbirth... Mung.
For breakfast, I usualy begin my day with a steaming cup of mung, followed by french toast.
When it's gotta be Mung, make it Mung brand Mung.
For breakfast, I usualy begin my day with a steaming cup of mung, followed by french toast.
When it's gotta be Mung, make it Mung brand Mung.
by MartinMcManus December 05, 2005
The liquid substance that deploys from a pregnant woman's gash when she is struck to the stomach with a canoe paddle. Note that in order to achieve 'mung' (or 'to mung' the subject) one must use a CANOE PADDLE, otherwise it's just not mung.
I couldn't take her moaning in morning so I her into the back garden and munged her yin.
Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.
Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.
by We would prefer to remain annonymous. May 18, 2008
by 325176537533332436654364365426 April 04, 2009