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mini mosher 

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats
/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"
mini mosher by random February 28, 2004
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mini mosher 

a little lad or ladette stil tryin to find there identify....(*hense da mini part ov mini mosher*)

p.s fr all use u think mini moshers r tryin 2 b goth by saying that no1 understand them then i have sum advice look definition of goth or IDIOT!!!
xx
a lil kid dts all hyper n screamin normally wid an mp3 player blastin dwn his ear (*no reason hes screamin *)

****step on that piece ov shit mini mosher n walk away wid a smile frm a job wel done****
mini mosher by spudlink July 6, 2006

Brayden Mosher 

A lover, prefer peace over anything else. want to have a good time with people they enjoy the most.

⁃ They are fighter, not to contradict the lover part but will never stay knocked down, will never let someone walk all over me, also don’t demand respect they earn earn it.

⁃ They’re different and unique, different more accurate, They think they’re re different and never really belonged to a set group, but in fact they’re likable because they work and think on own. They’re always open for conversation and take into account others thought and opinions but at the end of the day they shelter back to their fear so they end us saying something like “am me and i roll with me.”
⁃ “such an animal lover, but don’t hunt, don’t fish. Animals deserve to live and be happy on this earth just as much as we do” something that they would’ve said.

⁃ Huge when it comes to food and selecting very carefully, theyre such a foodie,
. will eat a steak, ribs, and meat but please do not try to tell or show how it’s made type of person.

⁃ committed people in this world there isn’t much that they find find interest in but when they do, they’re all in. Whether that be relationships, career wise, traveling, once they get a chance to put their mind set it, they’re more like a whole new person. “Life is too short to worry about everything” that’s what they say when in trouble-arise, they worry about what’s important to them and them only.

Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .

Mother barn 

An agricultural building very rarely on farms used for various purposes. A mother barn generally refers to a structure that houses mothers, including the pregnant. Much like a prison camp, those mothers that are captured and sent to the mother barn never make it out.
Harmy: I have your mother will have a happy birthday :)
Everyone else: You HAVE?! Release them, or we'll have to break into the mother barn!
Mother barn by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022

Mother of Cattle 

Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.
Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.

Get outta way for the mother of cattle.

The Mother Lake

A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.
Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”

Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.