Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’
s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie
girls. Moo’s are usually found around
small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the
sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat
pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.