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mission viejo

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."
by mike rosh November 8, 2008
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Marxist missionary

Like any missionary, except one who preaches out of the book of (Karl) Marx.

Basically, any communist in your workplace or college.

They believe in overthrowing the superior western system of capitalism, and replacing it with what is essentially surfdom - basically, people working in the fields and factories all day for virtually no personal gain.

They are annoying, and like most cultish preaching missionaries, they speak some real non-sense, and are hard to get rid of.

And like Scientologists, they will make your life a living hell if they find that you have anything against them.
"Agh! Help me get rid of the Marxist missionary, they keep preaching about revolution, and won't listen to any of my logic!
by GTFO Marx fuckers January 24, 2010
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Angry Missionary

Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...
"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"
by Moose Kilkenny December 29, 2007
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missionary sex

The missionary position or man-on-top position is a sex position usually denoting the act in which a woman lies on her back and a man lies on top of her while they face each other and engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity-(he sex position to conceive)
by Imswaggy November 4, 2013
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pig mission

The act of seeking a fat woman for the purpose of inserting your penis into her vagina
Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.
by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008
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Suicide Mission

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012
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Shawnee Mission Northwest

Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.
by Smnw March 14, 2019
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