Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

misery porn

"Entertainment" media such as movies and books where the protagonist experiences nonstop abuse or misery without fighting back; protagonist character arc is endless suffering where there is either a sad ending (usually death) or protagonist finally finds back in the end in an unrealistic way.

Hollywood loved the misery porn movie Leaving Las Vegas; I hate books where the heroine suffers endless abuse only to finally say she's had enough in the end when it's too little too late.

by sherKal October 13, 2025

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 11, 2021

Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.

1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"

by punglefish July 17, 2011

Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.

Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work

by NickyLags September 17, 2012

misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023