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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.
Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone
by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.
Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...
by Chilebeso October 22, 2015
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Stop giving men microphones

This mean that men say rude and nasty things about women on a podcast or something else so we need to stop giving men microphones a song by Sarah Hester Ross @ sarahhesterross
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Stop giving men microphones
by spicyleo💗 April 14, 2022
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Microphone

An object that the famous rapper Yeat, who is worse than Playboi Carti, is bad at using
by FALC0_ November 29, 2022
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