Shorthand for "electronic meet." Used when two parties meet or are introduced to each other for the first time via an electronic medium such as email, IM, Twitter, facebook, etc...
After a he had been contacted by email from a vendor he had never met before, Josey wrote back: "It is a pleasure to e-meet you and I look forward to servicing your needs with my quality computer consulting."
by ozod July 23, 2010
Get the e-meet mug.a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.
by trawzelle April 2, 2007
Get the meef clams mug.A series of Hentai games. The stories are pretty random (Find someone's daughter; get pictures for a calendar; illegal street racing; etc. while fucking some beautiful girls along the way).
But you can't just say to them "Let's fuck." You have to flirt them into it, by saying the right things. And the fucking isn't a cutscene either, You get to unlock deeper penetration, sometimes you can even choose where to cum!
But you can't just say to them "Let's fuck." You have to flirt them into it, by saying the right things. And the fucking isn't a cutscene either, You get to unlock deeper penetration, sometimes you can even choose where to cum!
"Hey man, did you play the BDSM club Meet N' Fuck? (Yes, that's an actual game.)"
"No. Did you play the detective RPG Meet N' Fuck?"
"That one was awesome."
"No. Did you play the detective RPG Meet N' Fuck?"
"That one was awesome."
by Net_Bastard April 22, 2010
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The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.
The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.
The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!
by ggr December 16, 2013
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The Q4 Budget Review is going to meetball, Chad insisted that I invite Karen from accounting and her manager.
We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.
We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.
by S?G March 20, 2019
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Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness
3. Depth and girth
*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)
Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness
3. Depth and girth
*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)
by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020
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