mcdonalds

a place that claims to have a broken ice cream machine 24/8

can I get some ice cream
sorry we McDonalds you should know that's not happening

by rob snieber May 29, 2018

McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds is a fast way to get fat if kfc isnt your style!

Mcdonalds, DDDDD Diayabities

by MINECRAFT GAMER @ AGAR4 November 12, 2018

McDonald's

Because you only have four dollars

I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.

by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017

Mcdonalds

the place you got to die of obesity.

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.

by CupSouls November 17, 2017

McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

McDonald's

One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.

Hey James, you wanna pick up a couple burgers at McDonald's?

by drawdoe March 31, 2019